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Total Medals Earned: 27 (From 7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 235 Points

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 2/1/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 2/2/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 2/1/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 2/1/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 2/1/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 2/1/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 2/1/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 2/1/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 2/1/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 2/1/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 2/1/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Dead Bird Unlocked 2/1/13
10 Points
You found the dead blue bird!
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 2/1/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Spin Attack Unlocked 2/1/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Stabbered Unlocked 2/1/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 2/1/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 16/44 (125/500 points)

Lab of the Dead

Default Of The Dead Unlocked 10/22/11
5 Points
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
That's No Gimmick Unlocked 10/22/11
5 Points
Use 1 appropriate item.
I Make Things Happen Unlocked 10/22/11
10 Points
Do a total of 50 actions.
Bad Behavior Unlocked 10/22/11
25 Points
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Getting To Know You Unlocked 10/22/11
25 Points
Fully research 1 specimen.
Expiration Date Reached 5 Points Terminate 5 specimens.
Animal Cruelty 25 Points Kill 10 animals with your research.
Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
I Know What You Like 25 Points Use 1 preferred item.
Know How To Use It 25 Points Fully research 10 items.
Taking It Easy 25 Points Discover 5 passive reactions.
We Must Amputate! 25 Points Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Wigglin' Time! 25 Points Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
A True Scientist 50 Points Research all the techniques at least once.
J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Labor Intensive 50 Points Do a total of 1000 actions.
Laid Back 50 Points Discover 40 passive reactions.
Master Chef 50 Points Try all the food items.
Star Pupil 50 Points Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Temper Tantrum 50 Points Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
This And That 50 Points Try all the objects.
Weapons Expert 50 Points Try all the weapons.
Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Medals Earned: 5/25 (70/1,000 points)

Madness Ambulation

Daily Driver Unlocked 9/23/11
5 Points
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Truckstopper Unlocked 9/23/11
10 Points
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Atheist 25 Points Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
Undertaker 25 Points ...or hell, hit every single one.
Sharpshooter 50 Points Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Improbability Drive 100 Points Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)

Madness: Air assault

medal of instructions Unlocked 9/23/11
5 Points
Read all the instructions of the game
medal of the credits 5 Points Watch the credits of the game
medal of the loser 5 Points Lose against the boss
medal of the player 5 Points Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
medal of the researcher 10 Points ???
medal of the hero 25 Points Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
medal of the immortal 50 Points Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
medal of the millionaire 100 Points Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
medal of the superhero 100 Points Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/305 points)

Madness: Will It Slice?

Sample Slice Unlocked 11/7/12
5 Points
Eliminate 5 infected
Small Slice 10 Points Eliminate 10 infected
Halfway There 25 Points Complete 5 levels
Medium Slice 25 Points Eliminate 25 infected
Food is Served 50 Points Complete all levels
Large Slice 50 Points Eliminate 50 infected
Super Slice 100 Points Eliminate 80 infected

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)

Road of the Dead

Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 10/9/11
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Gunslinger 10 Points Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Don't Need Wheels 25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
No Mercy 25 Points Hit 25 civilians
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Road Dominator 25 Points Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior 25 Points Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man 25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Speed Racer 50 Points Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper 50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 1/24 (10/1,000 points)

Stranger Danger Game

Fondled! Unlocked 11/23/11
5 Points
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Oney 5 Points Stranger Danger commercial!
Sweet Tooth 10 Points Never take candy from strangers!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)

Whitney's Creampie Tavern


Medals Earned: 1/0 (0/0 points)