thatonesquirrel's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 27 (From 7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 235 Points

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 16/44 (125/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 5/25 (70/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Madness Ambulation

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)

Daily Driver 5 Points

Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.

Truckstopper 10 Points

Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.

Atheist 25 Points

Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...

Undertaker 25 Points

...or hell, hit every single one.

Sharpshooter 50 Points

Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.

Improbability Drive 100 Points

Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Madness: Air assault

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/305 points)

medal of instructions 5 Points

Read all the instructions of the game

medal of the credits 5 Points

Watch the credits of the game

medal of the loser 5 Points

Lose against the boss

medal of the player 5 Points

Replay the game after completing it in hard mode

medal of the researcher 10 Points

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medal of the hero 25 Points

Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode

medal of the immortal 50 Points

Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode

medal of the millionaire 100 Points

Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!

medal of the superhero 100 Points

Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode

Madness: Will It Slice?

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)

Sample Slice 5 Points

Eliminate 5 infected

Small Slice 10 Points

Eliminate 10 infected

Halfway There 25 Points

Complete 5 levels

Medium Slice 25 Points

Eliminate 25 infected

Food is Served 50 Points

Complete all levels

Large Slice 50 Points

Eliminate 50 infected

Super Slice 100 Points

Eliminate 80 infected

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 1/24 (10/1,000 points)

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Stranger Danger Game

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)

Fondled! 5 Points

Mr. Lester... First name Mo.

Oney 5 Points

Stranger Danger commercial!

Sweet Tooth 10 Points

Never take candy from strangers!

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